Magic Tricks Revealed And The Vegetarian Cook Book
The other day I was sitting in the park near my apartment, reading a book about the French revolution, when suddenly there was a huge earthquake. The ground opened up, and suddenly, right in front of me was this French guy dressed in a magicians suit. He asked me (in French) if I wanted to see magic tricks revealed. Of course I replied in the affirmative (in French, of course) and he proceeded to show me the most confusing tricks I’d ever seen. About halfway through the third or fourth trick, I suddenly realized I didn’t speak any French at all. There was suddenly another earthquake, and the guy disappeared. So naturally, I went back to my book, which had transformed into a vegetarian cookbook. Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
